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MSB FTW is a free web forum based off of the GameFAQs social boards for Madden football games. A pair of regular GameFAQs posters, DingKing and VUTB, created the invisionfree board for those who wanted a better place to post, free of the draconian moderation system that GameFAQs is famous for. The forum was created on January 12th, 2006. On June 6th, 2006 VUTB, who is sometimes referred to as Tubs because of his copious amounts of body fat, was dishonorably discharged as an administrator, and was replaced by Woz on June 16th, 2006. Since then SF has joined the administration team. However, none of these admins really do anything. The board is also moderated by Hybrid, the official hater of the board, and BigD - I think he's going to Europe - but they have somehow found a way to do even less than the admins. In July 2008, more changes were made to the Admin staff (see "The Return of the King" below).
Forums include the "MSB", known as the Madden Social Board, which is where you can post anything and everything. The MSB includes a sub-forum, the Hall of Fame, that contains some of the board's legendary topics. "Sports" provides a forum where members can talk about the latest news from professional, college, and amateur athletics. It also has a RTTHOF (Road to the Hall of Fame) sub forum for users to post their video game franchise stories. "Entertainment" is a place to discuss movies, music, tv shows, video games, as well as books. The "Soap Box" is a place for users to discuss current events and politics in a serious manner.
There are several 'traditions' of the board. Some of these have been brought over from the original MSB, while some have originated on the current board. These include hating black people since the board is mostly comprised of racists, faggots, and racist-faggot hybrids (except Lew, who's half white anyway and is a joke account perpetuated by at least 12 different posters) and the annual NFL regular season pickings rigged by rEnNiE with the assistance of GreatOne367 and now BigBlue as of the 2008 NFL season. More information can be found here
As of Tuesday June 10th, 2008, there are 128 registered members of the board.
There have been several infamous accounts that have posted on the board. They include annoyances such as Spike (although not for much longer because his humor is the equivalent of a dead rat), Blake, Void of Enigmas, and several others. The most infamous of these joke accounts happens to be the faggot ZeroXcuses(now known as Zero). He was most hated for being a stupid condescending prick that enjoyed putting pictures of of ugly black women (lol redundancy >_>).
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<--- PP66, the person who wasn't even suspended for the Cotton thing... and definitely wasn't responsible for it. :)
Protip: PP66 enjoys gently caressing mens testicles..
In January 2006, a handful of rogue MSBers decided to troll the de-facto Christian board on gamefaqs, Cotton. Several users joined in for some trolling and laughs, until disaster struck. The Cotton users modded all the invaders, who were subsequently suspended or banned. However, due to the extensive user map connections of MSB users, most of the board ended up being suspended despite having nothing to do with the invasion. In the chaotic aftermath of the mass banning, the user gKaiser created the first attempt at a breakaway board, MSB_FTW version 1.
MSB_FTW v.1
gKaiser founded MSB_FTW shortly after most of the MSB was banned on gamefaqs. The board was mostly notable for the lack of rules and the overwhelming presence of hardcore pornography. The NWS (not work safe) section of the board experienced a huge amount of traffic in the short time it was open. This short period of time also saw the trolling and eventual banning of the Aaron Brooks fanboy Kent. Shortly before the board was shut down, Hybrid was named co-admin by popular vote. However, the most popular new part of the MSB, the NWS section, turned out to be its undoing: it was blatantly against the server's TOS and resulted in the board getting shut down. Once again, the MSBers were without a home: MSB_FTW was gone, and the original MSB sucked due to the overly stringent rules on Gamefaqs. Into the vacuum stepped Dingking, who opened MSB_FTW version 2.0 on the invisionfree server with two rules: no porn, and no ZeroXcuses, the latter of which would foreshadow an enormous shitstorm.
A link to an image of the template for MSB_FTW v.1 can be found here
ZeroXcuses/Zero Tolerance
Zero doesn't deserve this much attention. All you need to know is that he sucks.
The Return of the King
In early July 2008, after a bout of internet deficiency (and his rumored demise), User #1 (AKA DingKing) made his triumphant return to the MSB Community. After quickly coming up to speed on how the board had changed while he was gone, he decided to make drastic changes to the Administration Staff. The results were as follows:
Admins
DingKing
Metsrule
Hannibal
Straat
Global Mods
BigD
DW4fReAk33
gKaiser
NotoriousT
Forum Moderators
Hannibal
MSkillz
Dread
Teams Represented on MSB
NFL
Atlanta Falcons - Hotsuma
Arizona Cardinals - McGee
Baltimore Ravens- Gizmo, Max, Petey Kirch
Carolina Panthers - GreatOne, Kidd
Chicago Bears - BluesTenorSax, Bulls, Fry
Cincinnati Bengals- Jhud
Dallas Cowboys - DW, Flare, Memphis, Skillz, BLyons, TN
Denver Broncos - Straat, GameSTAR, Hybrid
Green Bay Packers - Brew, Gizmo, Packer, SLRPacAttack_6
Jacksonville Jaguars - Ally
Miami Dolphins - Frey, FF66, Spike, Title Loan Man, Mak
Minnesota Vikings - baseballrulz123, Clay, Vike
New England Patriots - Benjii822, BigD, Bquick, gKaiser, rEnNiE, Smitty, CityofChampions
New Orleans Saints - Hoops, Shadow
New York Giants - Notorious T, BigBlue, Drucker, Eli10, MetsRule
Oakland Raiders - ffzman, Bio, Hannibal
Philadelphia Eagles - Falcon, HBTE, Walsh
Pittsburgh Steelers - Rabbit, Gakke, Jous
San Francisco 49ers - Fishsticks, SF, Dread
Seattle Seahawks - Dims, Mack, Plump, Steeeve
St. Louis Rams - Gr8estShow60, Lego
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Woz, Blaze, Blake
Tennessee Titans - HHH, Snowman
Jacksolina Pantuars - Gators
NBA
Atlanta Hawks - Battlerex, Hotsuma, McGee
Boston Celtics - Benjii822, BigD, gKaiser, Max, CityOfChampions, Mak
Charlotte Bobcats - Rabbit, Kidd
Chicago Bulls - BluesTenorSax, Bulls
Dallas Mavericks - Flare, Memphis, Skillz, BLyons
Denver Nuggets - Falcon, Frey, GameSTAR
Golden State Warriors - Hannibal, Vike, Dread
Indiana Pacers - Mack
Los Angeles Lakers - ffzman, Ally(like the girl's name), baseballrulz123, Gr8estShow60
Miami Heat - Clay
Milwaukee Bucks - Brew, Gizmo, Packer
New Jersey Nets - Notorious T
New Orleans Hornets - Hoops, Shadow
New York Knicks - Drucker, DW, MetsRule, SLRPacAttack_6
Philadelphia 76ers - Falcon
Phoenix Suns - FF66, Fishsticks
San Antonio Spurs - Blaze
Seattle Super Sonics - Plump
Toronto Raptors - Hybrid, Walsh
MLB
Atlanta Braves - Kidd, Benjii822, BigD, Hotsuma, Shadow, Blake
Boston Red Sox - Benjii822, BigD, Bquick, Clay, gKaiser, rEnNiE, Smitty, CityOfChampions
Chicago Cubs - BluesTenorSax, Bulls, Fry
Cincinnati Reds - Jhud
Detroit Tigers - baseballrulz123, Snowman
Florida Marlins - Clay
Houston Astros - HHH
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim - Ally, Gr8estShow60
Los Angeles Dodgers - Straat, Fishsticks, GreatOne
Milwaukee Brewers - Brew, Gizmo, Packer
Minnesota Twins - Petey Kirch
New York Mets - Drucker, DW, Eli10, MetsRule, SLRPacAttack_6, Steeeve
New York Yankees - Battlerex, BigBlue, Flare, Frey, Memphis, BLyons, Falcon
Oakland A's - Hannibal
Philadelphia Phillies - HBTE
San Francisco Giants - SF, Vike, Dread
Seattle Mariners - Bio, Mack, Plump
St. Louis Cardinals - McGee, Woz
Tampa Bay Rays - Blake
Toronto Blue Jays - FF66, Hybrid, Walsh
NHL
Anaheim Ducks - Bquick, Gr8estShow60,
Jeremy Jacobs makes child pornography with young orphans, then eats them- Benjii822, BigD, gKaiser, rEnNiE, Smitty, CityOfChampions
Calgary Flames - Straat
Chicago Blackhawks - Bulls
Colorado Avalanche - GameSTAR, Gizmo
Dallas Stars- Flare, Skillz
Detroit Red Wings - Fishsticks, Shadow
Edmonton Oilers - Bio, FF66, Walsh
Los Angeles Kings - GreatOne
Nashville Predators - McGee
New Jersey Devils - Eli10, Frey, Max, Petey Kirch
New York Islanders - Drucker
New York Rangers - Battlerex, MetsRule, Steeeve
Philadelphia Flyers - Mack
Pittsburgh Penguins - Gakke
San Jose Sharks - GreatOne, Hannibal, Hybrid, SF, Mak
Toronto Maple Leafs - Dims
College
Alabama Crimson Tide - Hoops
Arizona State Sun Devils - Packer, Gr8estShow60
Boston College Eagles - rEnNiE, Smitty, CityofChampions
California Golden Bears - Hannibal, SF
Cal State Fullerton Titans - GreatOne
Clemson Tigers - Rabbit
Cincinnati Bearcats - Jhud
Florida Gators - Blake, Woz
Fresno State Bulldogs - Fishsticks
Georgia Bulldogs - Hotsuma, Jhud, Mack (football)
Illinois Fighting Illini - BluesTenorSax
Kansas Jayhawks - Mack (basketball)
Kentucky Wildcats - GameSTAR (basketball)
LSU Tigers - Shadow
Maine Black Bears - Benjii822 (football)
Marshall Thundering Herd - GameSTAR (football)
Memphis Tigers - Memphis (basketball)
Miami Hurricanes - Clay, MetsRule, Mak
Michigan Wolverines - Straat, baseballrulz123, DW, SLRPacAttack_6
Michigan State Spartans - Hybrid, Max, Walsh
Notre Dame Fighting Irish - Bulls, GreatOne, McGee
Ohio State Buckeyes - Battlerex, Jhud
Oklahoma Sooners - rEnNiE
Rutgers Scarlet Knights - Eli10, Petey Kirch and he won't let you forget it.
Syracuse Orange - Frey, Steeeve
Tennessee Volunteers - Memphis (football)
Texas Longhorns - Flare, Skillz
Texas Tech Red Raiders - BLyons
UConn Huskies - Benjii822 (basketball), BigBlue
Washington Huskies - Plump
Wisconsin Badgers - Brew, Gizmo
Fast Facts - Only add, do not delete
- Dave Piazza is all that is fail
- Bulls has a beard and it is magnificent
- BigD went to Europe!
- JD is Polish or something, I'm not sure
- Notorious Troy hates (lol) God. And he won't let anyone forget it.
- Gators = Stangg = Joke account
- Tubs went mad with power
- James Hudson is actually like 183 years old and his father's name is Sven. Fucking herring choker
- Also he is shrek
- FF has anger problems and beat a guy to within an inch of his life with a bat. And he doesn't know how to keep time on guitar
- Snowman is eight feet tall and tells wild tales of heroism and villainy
- He is known for his brilliant playing of the Grismal flute
- Rabbit has a girlfriend. Her name is Kidd.
- Kidd sucks. I know this because he mentions it in every post, directly and indirectly.
- TLM once thought that the Patriots would top the Dolphins 144-0 in the Superbowl.
- Packer is a Mexican who we hired out to do our RttHoFs for us because we are too lazy.
- we pay him in Pesos and Brett Favre's old painkiller bottles
- Lew loves white bitches
- Lego does drugs. A lot of drugs. Like, more drugs than you knew existed.
- Canadians hate natives.
- Bio is a native. Use the transitive property on this one, folks.
- Hybrid is actually a supercomputer programmed to post relentlessly about things his villainous creator hates.
- Straat's forehead is roughly the size of North Dakota.
- Frey is Scottish! Who knew?
- FF66 is a fanboy of the greatest magnitude
- Santonio Holmes is a deity in human form.
- Lego is actually a native.
- Hoops=Ally=Mark Cuban
- TMQ
- Vike rapes children and fat Canadian women who sound like children
- Memphis runs into pedestrians at gas stations
- Balls...
- Lego lied about his penis for attention
- DK is an amazing song writer. And is broke.
- Flare is a dirty greasy Mexican.
- Shadow is the dumbest poster on the board (e.g. stealing is okay if it's from an employer)
- Blake has a hot girlfriend
- Mike Martz: *Throws red flag*
- GameSTAR lies about his social life.
- Really if I looked like him I would too. He looks like a fatter, uglier Jack Black.
- Max is too good for a toilet.
- Hoops steals cameras at parties because, hey, nobody was watching, what does it matter?
- Rabbit is fucking awesome. At least compared to his shitty Clover friends.
- Rabbit agrees with #43, but would like to note that he's awesome regardless of who he's compared to
- Hotsuma has a 4-cylinder truck.
- Hotsuma is also a flaming homo.
- Petey sucks at Guitar Hero.
- But nobody likes Petey anyways.
- Petey has a scarf. Fag.
- Fuck bitches, get money
- ???
- Profit
- Before GreatOne, Tim Donaghy was asked to help rEnNiE out with restructuring and changing rules at random times
- Hybrid's dad is a lobster.
- Hybrid has blowfish cheeks
- And lives in the internet
- JD is the worst poster on the board
- No he isn't. He is an asshole though.
- Bulls' beard reminds me of my pubes, except he's not cleanly shaved.
- I grew a beard once. At first I didn't like it but it kinda grew on me.
- The Clover Boys™ are unstoppable forces of failure. Especially Spike. He blows.
- woz has a pimping hat and doeesn't believe in capital letters.
- Let's Play Two! is the greatest radio show in the history of mankind.
- Let's Play Two! is awesome, but not as awesome as your mom lol.
- Edinson Volquez is the best pitcher on the planet.
- The below statement is false.
- The above statement is true.
- woz agrees 100% with #62. in fact, it might be the only true thing said here. except, of course, for bulls' outstanding beard.
- Hybrid hates this Wiki.
- Hybrid hates everything.
- Rabbit is fucking awesome! And he didn't even post this this time!
- CoC would probably bend over for Rondo if he asked for it to happen.
- A Beautiful Mind is the greatest Movie of this decade
- Less Filling!
- Tastes Great!
- Blake is a firefighter, and a hoss
- Blake has no balls.
- Blake's girlfriend makes me want to break out the harpoons.
- Blake is whipped as fuck.
- Titsy fitsy has a magnificent rack.
- The Notre Dame Fighting Irithh will win the 2010 National Championthip
- Permission to fire sir?
- Permission granted
- Brew is a robot sent back in time to crush everyone at MSB trivia.
- probably created by Hybrid
- lawl boston
